/lit/ - Literature

What's the weirdest book you've ever read? Not the best, not the worst, but the one with the weirdest premise? Any genre or no genre, just weird.

>>19721745
last night I had a dream that I was at the Overlook Hotel, except a second family drove up- typical dumpy american family, like out of a sitcom. We end up killing the evil stepmother (of the Torrance family) and they wondered what they should do now. I said, well, it depends on what you want to do with the body. You'll probably want to joint it.

In the end, me and the sitcom dad have to get rid of the body, except he was a goddamn sitcom dad, and I kept having to tell him to stop fucking up. I even had to send him back to get the body again, because he put it in a donation bin.

I wanted to feed the body to the pigs, except we couldn't find them. We walked past a rabbit hutch, and inside was a man with a deer head covered in blood. Either he was eating someone, or fucking them. Behind me, sitcom dad started to stop, but I snapped, "Com'on, his business is his business."

After that it got kind of incoherent, at some point, I prayed to a wild god (possibly the deer-headed man) to help me deal with this. And then a bluebird flew over and vomited scraps of paper on me, and I'm all "what the hell was that for?" and on the scraps of paper with instructions- but they just told me to kill a woman we had passed earlier, and not much else. The bluebird killed itself, even though I tried to convince it to stay and be my bird friend.

All and all, it was a pretty fun dream.

I've started writing my autobiography.
How do I make sure my parents don't read it?

I'm writing a story where the main character takes a lot of drugs- now, I know a bit about drugs, and a lot about drugs as someone who knows people who've taken a large assortment of drugs, but I'd like to write from their perspective a few times.

Not in an edgy way, just as a very matter of fact sort of way, as them using drugs as a way to self medicate their anxiety (which may or may not be exacerbated by their drug use) is there a website where you can look that kind of stuff up? I know there must be, but googling it just gives me a lot of "drugs are bad and you shouldn't do them" results.

Also, let's make this a general sharing thread- anybody writing a book post something they're interested in knowing, and anons post experiences or websites that might help.

>>9007946
>tfw too intelligent to not be depressed

>>5746675
I'm against vomiting .jpgs

I like a lot of art, some anons can get really picky.

Tea time
Tea time
Will there be someone to dine?
to share with me these tasty morsels
Or ambrosia so divine, this the tea that's humbly mine.

What strange new dream will come to me?
And join in this tea party?

What curiosity?
shall enjoy our generosity?
And bask in hosbitality of the hatters crazy mind?