/lit/ - Literature

Why is this guy such a big deal when most of what we know about him comes from a fictional account by the Gospel writers? Was it self-cucking?

Was Jesus a philosopher?

Reminder to you fags to do your Rosaries and First Fridays - free promsies for all!

http://www.themostholyrosary.com/15promises.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Friday_Devotion

I can't awnser everyone, because I'm not smart. But I will say this!

Turn to the Catholic Church, my friends, and pray before a eucheristic adorition (or just a statue of Jesus) and pray just ONE thing and you'll get it - guaranteed!

Ask and it shall be given - but you have to ask!
Knock and it shall be opened - but you have to knock!
Seek and you shall find - but you have to seek!

If Jesus cannot awnser your prayers, he is no God. But to my own experience he has anwsered mine. I wanted to be a writer so I prayed for it one day to angels, saints, mary, christ until eventually I was contacted by a publisher three days later of my prayers - they turned out to be scammers, though, so I don't know what the Lord meant by that, lol. (And while it's true I had contacted them a year earlier - and like the scammers thy are, they tend to recontact their clients, even if they decline) they hadn't contacted me in months UNTIL that one prayer of mine. Make of that what you will.

But if you will believe me - then believe in your own result. JUST ONE PRAYER LADS - that's all it takes to get into the higher life. And when you make it, and things happen (and they will) remember that a CATHOLIC anon told you these things. (Make of that what you will)

Also if you want to somewhat maximise the effect of holiness I'd suggest tending to the First Friday Devotions from now on. Tend the first friday mass of nine consecutive months and you'll be in the clear with Jesus in death (plus bonus blessings too, yay!)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Friday_Devotion

Hail to the RISEN LORD!!!
And PEACE to people of GOOD WILL!!!

HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!!!
BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!

HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!!!!

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I assume this post is made for you guys judging by your own, please forgive me If I'm wrong!

Go to the Catholic church, my friends, and pray before a Eucharistic Adorition for a minute or two and ask Jesus for anything you desire, and then behold the miracle that the eleven apostles (excluding John, though he suffered too) died to believe without earthly reward in mind.

Apart from GOD himself speaking to you, there is no greater proof of God's existence than a prayer. Just ONE to Jesus, friends, that's all it takes. But hey, don't take my word for it, take Jesus'!

If you want to somewhat maximise the effect, attend the first friday devotions. Attend Mass for all the first fridays of each month, for nine consecutive months and you'll be in the clear with Jesus even in death.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Friday_Devotion

All Hail the Risen Lord!!!