/lit/ - Literature

>You'll never be a superstar continental critical theorist
>you'll never get to write fashionable gibberish and not bother having to cite references
>you'll never participate in student riots or waste tax-payer's money on bullshit funding for stupid shit
>you'll never have a legion of admiring students who you directly engage with and work among, and have access to fresh, young clueless undergraduate pieces of ass
>you'll never engage in petty politics and banter with other academic superstars