/lit/ - Literature

>>10733617
>tfw 6' 3
>tfw 1/2/3/4
>mfw walking up to this skelly and dead eyeing him
>mfw I tell him to take off his shirt
>w-what?
>your shirt comrade, I wish to make use of it now I say as I back him into a corner
>b-but he sputters as I lean in and kiss him passionatley
>then I rail out his asshole while choking him a little
>capitalism wins again

I also don't use quotation marks, because I'm trying to be more avant garde like Cormac McCarthy