/lit/ - Literature

I know OP.

>in coffee shop
>reading The Anatomy of Melancholy (Unabridged)
>girl comes up to me
>oh wow are you a med student??
>No, I'm an English Literature Scholar
>Girl starts twiddling her hair in her finger
>so you just read medical textbooks for fun? You must be so smart
>realize I must close the tome of a masterpiece I'm reading and speak to this neanderthal.
>I'll have you know that The Anatomy of Melancholy is the pinnacle of 18th century literature and one of the earliest precursors to the Post-Modern movement.
>She sits down next to me and crosses her legs underneath the plaid skirt she probably got from Old Navy
>Golly, those are some big words, she says
>teeth biting her bottom lip, she's clearly turned on.
>Christ, get up you troglodyte you're sitting on my fountain pen, I exclaim.
>She stands
>Hehe so you've already given me a nickname? I guess I should give you my number then
>Writes her number down on a napkin and gives it to me
>She says, "Maybe we could study that anatomy you're learning later"
>She winks and leaves
>I try and resume reading but the girl has already ruined my day

Pic related, but sluttier and a noticeable sagittal crest.