/lit/ - Literature

I'm rewriting the Lord of the Rings but the Ring is a sentient Adornment (that casually transforms to whatever, sometimes to the user's annoyance) that gives the user some undefined prowess or magical affinity. It was found by not-gnolls several years back by not-Bilbo gnoll leader of his tribe, the back story isn't all that important. Not-Frodo is your usual stupid violent gnoll but the Adornment gave him juuuuust enough intelligence to be capable of fulfilling its mission: bring the Adornment to the fountain in the center of not-Mount Doom. By the way, the Adornment was created by the fairies.
However the Adornment underestimated the sheer idiocy of gnolls, and Not-Frodo used it to basically become the Dark Lord of the entire world over the course of the story.

It's a pretty damn comfy endeavor to be doing in winter's time. Would you guys read this? It really just is Lord of the Rings with fun twists.