/lit/ - Literature

Overall kind of mid so far, but the part where the bona fide badass anime cutie Lolita all of a sudden gets jackhammer fucked and cummed on by an old ugly bastard gave me the biggest hard on in a month. Have you had moments like this?

>>18807136

>>16226534
You can't, it's already been written

Humbert Humbert
https://youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8

This

Holy shit, everything about this is perfect

>>13042321

Reading this right now and I'm diamonds.

Why didn't he just become her boyfriend? The adoption thing fucked everything up.

>I would lead my reluctant pet to our small home for a quick connection before dinner

Was Humbert Humbert really passionate about Lolita, or was she merely a masturbatory implement used to serve his sensuality?

What are your thoughts on Lolita? Does it rank among your favorite books?

I love the writing but hate the plot.

>>7829501

If H.H. was a woman and Lolita a boy this would never work

How do I buy this book without the people at the store looking at me funny? Don't want it in my amazon purchase history either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inB7FAPHc4

My gf wants to read pic related with me. But I'm not /lit/... I'm an uneducated faggot that barely ever reads. She does not know that I never read. When she asks me about books I say "oh ya I read that a while ago" and basically just make her think I'm a well-read patrician. She reads constantly and it very smart...I think deep down she knows I'm retarded and this is her way of unveiling it. Do you guys have any cool insights I can parrot to her so I look smart?

You may only post ITT if you were trolled into reading 300 pages of flowery metaphors by a pedophile