/lit/ - Literature

The book deals with an array of things. This is the part on (((alcohol))) - any additions? What else should I add? What did I do wrong? Do your job e/lit/ists...

Beer may very well be the proof that God does indeed love us and wants to see us be happy. Then on the other hand, it could also be the proof, sometimes, that Satan is indeed very real and that he's a hard working chemist. Either way you look at it, just as with all things, there is going to be a list of pro's and con's you can make of it. The rule I've always experienced that seems to work the best is this, although it doesn't always ring true: If you're happy then it's okay to drink. If you're mad then it's not okay to drink. Since we have a higher tendency to become emotional, very easily actually, when intoxicated, or in the process of becoming intoxicated, drinking, it's an emotional roller coaster and that's basically dangerous. Not only is it scientifically proven, alcohol that is, to shrink the human brain, cause black outs, and typically land people in jail - it also has a track record of being an illegal substance in several parts of the world. Once outlawed, now legal in the USA. Of course, alcohol is banned in every Muslim country and if you're caught drinking the stuff you can even be stoned to death. It goes without saying, that Islam is a fascist set of rules that ignorant men allow themselves to be governed by - yet, there may be some common sense to the alcohol ban, save the stoning. If you study statistics, the ones regarding arrests, you'll find that there is a higher percentage of arrests that come the way of alcohol. People do remarkably stupid things when they're drunk. Chances are, you'll even do something retarded when you're drunk one of these days. You'll regret it, swear you'll never drink again, and ultimately fail. We all learn the hard way when it comes to alcohol. If you find yourself drinking and in the presence of literally anything else, the alcohol will make the additional substances even that much more stronger. Or, it will seem like it does and with some things, its been scientifically proven to make the effects of other drugs stronger.

Okay /lit/ - let me explain myself and give you some back story real quick.
I was with a degenerate hippy chick for about a year and some change.
She was one of those "Rainbow Family" cult fuckos, I did lots of DMT and shit with her.
Had somewhat good times but she was impossible to get along with - bossy, etc.
I accidentally knocked her up and she ended up having the kid.
Now, I have a son whose a year old.
She didn't claim any father on the birth certificate but I know he's mine. She's told me he is.
We're civil now because of the kid who just turned a year old this month.

Now, Since I don't have to be an actual father in this case, and since I technically don't really want to be... I've decided to do the next decent thing for the kiddo; write him a book.
You know, the kind of book filled with all sorts of fatherly advice on all the subjects that one needs know about.
Guide him through life with 'free' wisdom so to speak.
Advance his knowledge of the infamous and always avoidable 'nigger' - teach him that the 'jew' is a mongrel and so forth.
The 'basics' of life and then some.

So, I'm going to dump the table of contents I have so far for the book and the subjects that I'll cover in like an essay format.
I figure that I'll give him the book (740pg) when he turns 13.
Since I feel that this is my 'Chance to be a Father' I've also named the book this.

My question to you glorious e/lit/ists is basically - what do you think I should put in the book?
What would you have wanted your father to teach you so you didn't have to learn it the hard way?

(Also, the book will be privately published and will not be public unless he publishes it in the future.)