/lit/ - Literature

1. He has his own memer (the chimp of caracallehrr)...

2. He doesnuh even cares about subjective and objective, dass for losers

3. He hazz an IQs of 591.8

4. He kun speak russian, spanish, french, latin and ancient greek fluent and is learning germans, hungarian and port-dugays as we speak.

5. His friends aren't ladz and don't play Bad Ops (lolz) (>>2110282). They go to drinking partehs with him and discuss the musicality of Algernone Charles Swinburne's po-et-tree, or the tenability of the ontological argument for god in late capitalist society.

>Taking a poetry writing class at college
>Workshopping our poetry one day
>Some other student reads his work
>It's all self-indulgent emotional Linkin Park bullshit
>Everyone else is praising him and stroking his ego
>I go all Simon Cowell on him and give him my honest opinion
>He gets all mad and defensive
>My face when

I may not be the best writer on Earth, but you don't have to be good to know what bad is, and his stuff was AWFUL.