/lit/ - Literature

>stabbing fat kings so hard they poop
>Killing giants by flinging stone good
>evil warlord gets struck a killing blow when a woman throws a rock at him from the top of a tower. He's so humilated that he asks his armour bearer to kill him so he doesn't have to be killed by a woman.
>evil queen gets thrown out of a window by her assistants and is devoured by dogs
>Perverts try to rape an angel. He blinds them.
>God drops a nuke on Sodom.
>drunk man getting raped by his daughters
>Perverts try to rape a priest. He gives them his wife instead, who they rape to death. He comes back later with an army who kill everyone in the city.
>David cutting off hundreds of foreigner foreskins; gives them to king as a present
>Solomon impregnating some guy's wife, then murdering the husband to try and cover it up.
>David's son absolom raping all his concubines
>God manifests as an angel to talk to Jacob. Jacob gets into a fistfight and tries to beat the shit out of him.
>The talking donkey. Also the unicorns, behemoth, leviathian, dragons, giants, etc.
>Samson.
>god wiping out armies with earthquakes, hail, etc.
>Jews genociding various inhabitants of Canaan down to the women and children, even their animals because god told them to
>the walls of jericho
>Anything written by Solomon
>Joseph's mercy to his brothers

Only halfway through, it has dry points like leviticus and deut., but it's decent on the whole. Also as the other anon said, half of the book won't make sense without a commentary, (small details like the Tower of Babel being made of waterproof materials to protect them in case of a second god-flood (even though god promised he would never do it again, showing their distrust in god, etc.))

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Not OP, but thanks for that.