/lit/ - Literature

Once, I asked my friend out loud "Why doesn't the earth sink?" much louder than I should have.
>the professor's face when
I bet she thought I was mentally disabled.

I'm supposed to be heterosexual but sometimes I do gay stuff that scare my friends.

I think this is because I don't like to feel constrained by anything; gender, social conventions, responsibilities...

Too bad other people are, indeed, constrained and think less of me when I do gay shit.

>>4001644
>I don't know if this is supposed to be the joke, but the shadow on that girl's inner thigh looks like a massive dong. Just thought I'd point this out.

>tfw I'm not imaginative/analytical enough to notice those things by myself

spoil some books for me

>>3816715
you're so cool

tell me again about how women and soccer moms are so totally lame and 9/11 is so totally droll. please, continue to look down your nose at people for shitty reasons. the world needs more 'in the know' people like you

how do you care about something?

>>3498927
I'll change it. It's only the third piece I've ever written.

>Hitch is dead

>>3363690
Arguably

I've been wanting to write something about a nuclear apocalypse (as in, the actual bombing and not the after events) for fucking forever. I've gathered so much information on nuclear warfare and its effects I would consider myself somewhat of an expert on the subject, but I have yet to start any kind of a story. Feels bad man.

>>3297485

>>3204299
I really expected better /lit/...

>>3184400

my bad dood it's 6 A.M. and I just got up

don't usually write fiction anyway, i'm not exactly the best at making characters

sorry bruv ;__;

I think poetry is cool beans

>>3076781
fuck you that's my favourite line of my favourite poem. Now I can't post it. You have good taste.

all fun and games til a gun barrel's up an ass

>2012
>grasping the conceptual

Oh, when will you ever learn.

>>2724655

run while you still can

>>2319317

plz hlp
plz hlp
plz hlp
raep mie

>>2263472

>that emotional twinge when you wear baggy ass black jeans and timbalands but can't get a fly ass old-school starter jacket to fuck bitch niggas up in

always a busta

i can't even get consecutive identical post digits on a slow board like /lit/

fucking shame, that is
fucking shame

Well, I guess that's that.
http://www.nowness.com/day/2011/11/20/1719/thomas-pynchon-dead-nyc

Does anyone know where to find the African folktale about Brer Rabbit, Brer Bear, and Sister Baboon? Apperently, someone talks shit about Sister Baboons kids and she tears them limb-from-limb.

A professor mentioned it in a lecture, but I think it's some bullshit she made up.

>>2102722
>>2102718
>>2102717
hahahahaha
>filename

>Very vivid scenes
>Surreal landscape
>References in good taste
>Suicide out of no where
>Peaceful deaths
>Beards
>Paranoid Vagabonds
>Gun nuts
>Raspy voices
>"Fascist" used as a insult

>First day of second semester of first year in college
>English professor thinks authorial intent matters