/lit/ - Literature

>>4770205
>lets do it by analogy: you have a toaster and a refrigerator. How do you make them equal?
Let's have the toaster misinterpret a fairly innocent /lit/ comment and proceed to go on a redpilled spiel about the dangers of equality or some shit. then the refrigerator responds to the toaster (refrigerators are notorious for being easily trolled) with another innocuous statement about the benefits of equality. The toaster can feel his hirsute, seventeen-year-old erection throbbing, and proceeds to set up a ridiculous and nonsensical analogy for the refrigerator to work out. The refrigerator thinks he's some type of hunky smartass and gets really postmodern and shit. The toaster, fuddled yet again by the 'fridge's intelligence and stark Aryan charm, shuts his macbook computer and goes outside to bother his parents about buying him the new Call of Duty.

>>4753488
there are too many /r9k/ bastards on here. If your crotch goes concave at the word "dragon" maybe fiction isn't the best place for you.

>>4734401
>not adding ASOIAF to the list and excluding all other modern fantasy
>not constantly inciting arguments with other il/lit/erates over whether it constitutes as literature
why be here, if not to argue?

>>4721688

>tfw you'll never be an insane artist who kills a man and gets away with it

>>4700998
>>4701004

>mfw I read Infinite Jest in 3 days

>>4661312
>screw chaucer

Forsooth!