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Female friend of mine who worked in a lab once told me she stole two medicinal leeches from her lab and took them home with her. These were large leeches apparently, already thick when unfed and as long as an adult finger. She put the leeches away in the fridge and had a nice big dinner: steak (medium rare), potatoes, greens, the works, and a nice red wine to go with it. After which she went to the bathroom and then took the leeches out of the fridge. She then plugged her vagina and ass with tampons and put the two live, though apparently somewhat drowsy, leeches in her panties (yes, she was wearing them) and proceeded to leave them in there for an hour. That's when I told her to stop, as I didn't want to hear the gruesome rest. Though, of course, I couldn't help ask why she did it. Her response: because I bloody well felt like it!