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It felt wet and slimy. Then suddenly, the pain! My hand, my hand was gone! I clutched the gushing stump and I looked up to my date as the crunching sound of my own carpal bones getting masticated shrivelled my wiener in horror. Her eyes rolled back into her heas and she shook her head really fast and began transforming. "I will devour your soul!" She said in a voice like legions. With my good hand I grabbed the shotgun I always carry with me on Tinder dates just in case and I shoved it in the monster's vagina maw. "I work in a call center, baby. I don't have a soul anymore. But you can eat this," and I pulled the trigger. Ka-boom.

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