/lit/ - Literature

>Checking 30 books out of library at given time.

>Having on hold 15 books every week.

>All librarians at local library branch know your face.

>All that gas wasted transfering from other branches

>mfw I'm a terrible human being

>>5467778

Is it weird that I want to take the consummate essence of your being and devour it? To swallow whole those synechdocic constituents of your all encompassing radiance that brands those off white corners of my fettered brain with a fleeting semblance of amiable affinity that had hither to been expunged except from the most dormant dust-sleeted apertures of my mind's eye?

>>5457925
I'm scared that he'll be too rough.. He'll mindfuck me so hard that my penis will fall off and just stare at me. Then it'll lol and walk away.