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i was going around looking for "news" of meghan and found this gem.
does this make you change your mind on the media also general funny writing general.


>Dear U.K.
>I’m a slave to my wife’s pussy. That shits a hallucinogen and has transformed me into a fiend. Meghan despises my mom – your Queen – and vowed to keep her smooth milk chocolate legs closed until I agreed to cut ties with my mum and lame ass brother.
>With the ultimatum handed down, I looked to John Snow for guidance. The choice was an easy one to make. I smiled with delight as I bent the knee to MY Queen.
>Seriously, Meghan Markle’s honeycomb has me under some type of hypnosis with me obeying every one of her commands – no matter how grand they may be. A few years from now when my heart, spirit, and freckled dick are broken, I can only hope you’ll take me, sixth in line to the Thrown, back with open arms.
>Your Favorite Son,
>Harry

https://aftertimeexpires.com/2020/01/10/meghan-markle-uses-her-magic-pussy-to-make-prince-harry-quit-royal-family/