/lit/ - Literature

this game is sweet

ITT: trolls trying to troll a troll talking about intellectual trolling.

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>>1808895
Ok.

Oh fair maiden of a peoples obscure,
It saddens me deeply to not have been able to deflower you at the tender age of 17: when you were more supple and pure.
Now you are at the wilting age of 22, and you have withstood the trails of ill begotten loves and still born of demon spawn.
Your haunches have grown unsightly, yet I implore you that the years of late have not treated me kinder.
Your merited standards have succumb,
and I am of a twisted nature.
So let us copulate and pass the seasons together.
I could insist you to take up smoke and regurjitation,
so that you can vainly attempt to recapture your lovely frame.
When we reach the decomposed age of 30, your beauty will be all but spent.
I being of a different persuasion, will reign in on a more aged and distinguished presence.
I'll eventually sever our bonds and entwine with a younger and prettier lady who is of good socio-economic standing.
It would be comical to an outsider to witness all this unfold; and would be terrible ironic, to which I know your obscure peoples find oh so droll.

My dear, there really is not better course: please allow me to penetrate you with my ant penis.

>>1784161
>smiling hugely