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I. KANT BELIEVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT STUFF,
HA, SEE WHAT I JUST DID THERE? YEAH, WE PHILOSOPHERS PLAY ROUGH.

I KNOW, YOU FUCKERS WISH YOUR WORK COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO MINE,
BUT YOUR POOR BRAINS CAN'T GRASP THE THOUGHTS I'VE THOUGHT--THAT SHIT IS SUBLIME.

Y'ALL SOME PHENOMENAL EXAMPLES OF SOME BITCHES AND HOES,
AIN'T NEVER KNEW A GODDAMN THING 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER DARED TO KNOW.

LET ME ENGLIGHTEN YOU: I'M THE FRESHEST, BADDEST THING OUT OF PRUSSIA
WITH EYES SO KEEN AND WIT SO SHARP THEY MIGHT JUST REACH OUT AND CUT YA,

MY PHILOSOPHIES ON PERCEPTION-- ALL AMAZING. NO EXCEPTIONS.
THEY'LL BLOW YOUR MIND, LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU WENT TO SEE 'INCEPTION'.

CRITIQUING PURE REASON WITH MY LEFT HAND, PLEASIN PUSSIES WITH THE RIGHT.
GAVE THE MATTER SOME THOUGHT, AND IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE THING-IN-ITSELF IS TIGHT.

WANNA TALK EPISTEMOLOGY? I'M YOUR MAN, YOU BITCHES KNOW THERE AIN'T NO OTHER:
ANALYTICALLY I'M A BADASS-- OH, AND I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER.