/lit/ - Literature

"What is this fucking water temple music?"

"You mean like Avatar, the Last Airbender?"

"No I mean like the kind of thing Zoolander swims through."

"That's Phil Collins and he's coming in the air tonight man."

"You wanna know what it is? You wanna know what it really is, with this pineapple-pizza, pineapple-pizza shit? I'll tell you: there's really only two kinds of people man, people who want more toppings, and people who want less."

"Charlie."

"Charlie, that's beautiful man."

Charlie took a huge toke from what he had unwittingly padded with dogshit: "Now let's go read Ayn Rand!"