/lit/ - Literature

"PHONEPOSTERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this thread before. There could be PHONEPOSTERS anywhere." The mayonaise felt spicy on his tongue. "I HATE PHONEPOSTERS" he thought. Next Level reverberated his entire basement, making it pulsate even as the 2$ mountain dew circulated through his fatty thin veins and washed away his (merited) fear of majorities on his computer. "With a laptop you can post anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

What are the best short (100-150 pages) books? I'm going on a road trip where I won't have signal and would like to read in the meantime.

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>>17522345
>ree no don't post those
I know she always seethes when people post her but she, at least in that pic, is actually gorgeous. I have no idea how old that pic is or how flattering the angle is though.
>simp
you're a homosexual if you don't think she looks hot in that pic.

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>>15423187
state enforced homosexuality

My kindle paperwhite is obsolete now with the kindle fire.
My OCD keeps telling me what is the point of using my kindle paperwhite if it is not the latest one.
Will I ever be able to read again without shame?