/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>be 6' 3" black man
>walking down the street
>see used book store, go in
>old white bitch at counter hears door open, looks up
>she's terrified
>go walking through shelves, pretty big store
>go to religion section
>see a book that stops me in my tracks
>this book is thicc
>like, really THICC
>take a closer look
>says mein kampf by Adolf Hitler
>haha, same name as that WW2 guy who invaded Spain or some shit
>who would name their kid after some gay WW2 guy lol
>walk to counter with book, old cracker lady is shaking
>"wassup ma'am, imma buy this book."
>reach into pocket, cracker lady yelps
>pull out wad of cash
>hand the bitch a 20
>she gives me back 5 and says have a nice day, eyes wide
>"yeah miss I will"
>leave store with this thicc book
>later my homie tells me this Hitler guy was a Muslim
>awesome, I love them fine Arab college dames with the towels on they head
>gonna read book, impress them Arab chicks with my Muslim knowledge

Today was a good day.
How was your day /lit/?

>>9837818
checkmate, stormfront. western civilization was invented by an african.

>>9553251
SHEEEEIT

>>8716341
Thats gonna motivate me to give IJ another try