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ABOUT HOW FAR DID YOU THINK THIS THREAD COULD GO
BEFORE YOUR BOY MARKY MARK DECIDED TO SHOW?
I’VE BEEN WATCHIN SUCKAS FAILIN AND IT’S GETTING HARD TO STAND
SO IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SPIT IT WHILE MY SHIT’S IN DEMAND

SEE I DON’T NEED DUKE’S JIM TO REAP MY RIGHTEOUS BOUNTY
FOR I INVENTED HIP HOP WITH THE FROG OF CALAVERAS COUNTY
AND PERHAPS YOU THINK MY WORDPLAY IS A LITTLE BIT CORNY
BUT THERE’S NEVER BEEN A COMEDIAN OF MY CALIBUR BEFORE ME

NOW THERE’S SOME PUSSYFAGGOTS OUT THERE DON’T LIKE THE WORD NIGGER
BUT WHILE THEY CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP MY WALLET’S GETTIN BIGGER
SO YOU HOMO LIBERAL LOSERS CAN HELP SOME DARKIES IN A HOVEL
BUT THERE’S NO NIGGER I KNOW OF WHO WROTE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL

CENSOR ME OR EDIT ME YOU’LL NEVER DISCREDIT ME
I’M THE FATHER OF AMERICAN LITERATURE SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST LET IT BE?
AND ME BEING THE FATHER MAKES THE REST OF YOU MY KIDDIES
HOW’S IT FEEL BEIN THE PRODUCT OF ME AND ALL MY BIDDIES?

IT’S TIME TO SUCK DADDY’S DICK IF YOU CAN GET AROUND THE WART
I’LL SCHOOL YOU HARDER THAN A YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT
BECAUSE NO ONE BRINGS THE PAIN LIKE MOTHERFUCKING MARK TWAIN
I MIGHT LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN BUT I’VE GOT TWICE THE BRAIN