/lit/ - Literature

>>15338359

>The goblin stares in the mirror and thinks it deserves the world.

Absolutely based

>mfw 4chan made me hate niggers
>mfw I'm totally fine with that

>>11704320

>actor

>>11638748

>mfw 12 Rules for Life is on every 2018 hit list

In all seriousness, is the book worth getting? If only for the memes?

>>11467137

>>11360793

God this is my fucking dream. For me it's always Gadamer. I picture being Gadamer, this 95 year old motherfucker who eats philosophy berets for breakfast, and it coming out as a big scandal that I've banged three thousand twentysomething interns. I want to be an ancient philosophy sorcerer that everyone respects and sees as a kindly old harmless thinkin' guy and then shatter everyone's expectations by being caught with this century's young Hannah Arendt straddling my face in a broom closet. I want to be a five foot tall goblin with crazy-eyes like Sartre and have my equivalent of Beauvoir give posthumous interviews about how I was drowning in pussy in between writing my sixth and seventh book. Searle is the fucking man. I am going to eat ass and philosophize until I'm 250 years old. He proves the dream is still possible. We can still do it.

I wouldn't have gotten angry though. Half the fun of being a pervert is when they rightfully spurn you. You shouldn't get all petty about it and try for revenge. You should just put down your copy of Strauss' correspondence with Kojeve and make a V with your fingers and lick between it so she runs out of the room crying and no one believes her.

>>11309646

>mfw her twitter

>>10088941
>America.txt

ITT: We write 200- 800 word short stories based on a prompt from another anon. I'll kick us off:

You are a young child lost in a mall

>>8281692

>Women are quite pragmatic

>>7409468

>Irish novel
>famine scene

>>7397165

>mfw I pyschoanalysed the wife of Bath and got an A for the class

>>7030127

>mfw