/lit/ - Literature

>The first thing I did today was I woke up in bed and I was mad at something when I was sleeping but I forgot! Mom says she dreams of a bunch of things, like Grampa was a parks tractor and he saw all the slides and he had to take them down for inspecshon. Why come she can remember dreams, but I can't? Then I brushed my teeth and Dad puts a note on the mirror telling me to floss, and I dont wanna because sometimes my mouth bleeds when I floss and I have to use rinse. Then I ate a big bowl of lucky charms and my spit hurt. Hache says that thats what I get. That I broght it on my self. Then the schoolbus came and ryan called me some bad words. Hache told me something even meaner. she told me to take a needle and put it in a bit of steak and then throw the steak in his back yard. I dont want to be mean back to people. Then I got to the school and I came to class early and Miss Teacher she came in with books about the sun and planets and she said I could read them and she asked me if today is gonna be a good day and I said yes! The other kids are mean to me because Im not as happy as they are and Miss Teacher says I can be happy or sad or angry and as long as I dont make a tantrum its okay! Shes never mean and she always brings in books and snacks and I learn a whole lot.

>Then the bell rang and we learned about the planets and how pluto used to be a planet but its not and jupter is the biggest. Simon yelled at me and he was mean and stomped on my foot and I was calm and apropriate and I told him not to do that PLEASE and he did it anyway! I dont like how Simon acts and I said I hatted him. Miss Teacher says I cant hate people because thats wrong but I hate Hache and I want her to stop telling me to do things and no one can see her because shes invisible and Miss Teacher asked me if I could draw Hache in crayon and I drew her with crayon and now I have to see a doctor and Dad cries a lot and the other kids make more fun of me and Hache still tells me to take the sharp part of Dads shaving razer and glue it on the slide at the school so when someone goes down the slide it hurts them and I dont wanna do that because thats mean and I wanna be good. Ryan said I was gonna shoot up the school and Miss Teacher sent him to the principles office and called his parents because its not nice to make fun of people getting hurt like that and it made Hache louder and she told me that everyone knows and they wanna hurt me and I dont wanna be hurt and Haches voice hurts my head. Everything was bad when I told Miss Teacher about Hache and I know she wants to help me get rid of her but I dont know how.

>Jenny says Im lying and she says I just wanna go home early to play super mario and I went home and I cried in a pillow and my face was red and I couldnt talk and I couldnt breath.

>The first thing I did today was I woke up in bed and I was mad at something when I was sleeping but I forgot! Mom says she dreams of a bunch of things, like Grampa was a parks tractor and he saw all the slides and he had to take them down for inspecshon. Why come she can remember dreams, but I can't? Then I brushed my teeth and Dad puts a note on the mirror telling me to floss, and I dont wanna because sometimes my mouth bleeds when I floss and I have to use rinse. Then I ate a big bowl of lucky charms and my spit hurt. Hache says that thats what I get. That I broght it on my self. Then the schoolbus came and ryan called me some bad words. Hache told me something even meaner. she told me to take a needle and put it in a bit of steak and then throw the steak in his back yard. I dont want to be mean back to people. Then I got to the school and I came to class early and Miss Teacher she came in with books about the sun and planets and she said I could read them and she asked me if today is gonna be a good day and I said yes! The other kids are mean to me because Im not as happy as they are and Miss Teacher says I can be happy or sad or angry and as long as I dont make a tantrum its okay! Shes never mean and she always brings in books and snacks and I learn a whole lot.

>Then the bell rang and we learned about the planets and how pluto used to be a planet but its not and jupter is the biggest. Simon yelled at me and he was mean and stomped on my foot and I was calm and apropriate and I told him not to do that PLEASE and he did it anyway! I dont like how Simon acts and I said I hatted him. Miss Teacher says I cant hate people because thats wrong but I hate Hache and I want her to stop telling me to do things and no one can see her because shes invisible and Miss Teacher asked me if I could draw Hache in crayon and I drew her with crayon and now I have to see a doctor and Dad cries a lot and the other kids make more fun of me and Hache still tells me to take the sharp part of Dads shaving razer and glue it on the slide at the school so when someone goes down the slide it hurts them and I dont wanna do that because thats mean and I wanna be good. Ryan said I was gonna shoot up the school and Miss Teacher sent him to the principles office and called his parents because its not nice to make fun of people getting hurt like that and it made Hache louder and she told me that everyone knows and they wanna hurt me and I dont wanna be hurt and Haches voice hurts my head. Everything was bad when I told Miss Teacher about Hache and I know she wants to help me get rid of her but I dont know how.

>Jenny says Im lying and she says I just wanna go home early to play super mario and I went home and I yelled in a pillow and my face was red.

Charles Bukowski didn't write his first short story until he was 24. Leonard Cohen didn't work on his first album until he was 33. You're probably good.

Wait, are we talking "hasn't come up with a serious finished work until now", or "hasn't even developed a lasting interest until now"? If it's the latter, you're fucked.