/lit/ - Literature

>>3046766

What the Heller YOU talking about?

HEY YO IT'S FIRST NAME JOSEPH, SECOND NAME HELLER
SO JUST SETTLE DOWN, BROSEPH, BE SILENT LIKE HELLEN KELLER

I FLEW 60 COMBAT MISSIONS
WHILE YOU SUCKAS WERE MERELY DISSIN'
THEN I WAS TEACHIN AT PENN STATE
WHILE Y'ALL WAS JUST LEARNIN' TO MASTURBATE

YOU SUCKAS EVER HEARD OF SOMETHIN' CALLED CATCH-22?
I MADE THAT SHIT IN MY SPARE TIME, LIKE A LEGENDARY HOME-BREW

HATERS SAY THAT'S A WORK THAT I'VE NEVER EQUALLED
AT LEAST I AIN'T NO HERBERT, PUSHIN OUT SHITTY SEQUELS

I ADMIT, I TRIED A BIT TO RECREATE THAT EARLY MAGIC
BUT THEY SAY, "NOTHING HAPPENED"
YO, THEM REVIEWERS ARE FUCKIN' TRAGIC

MY SHIT'S ALWAYS IN PRINT, WITH COVERS SAYIN "MODERN CLASSICS"
I WAS LIVIN ON THAT FOR YEARS, STILL GETTIN TONS OF CASH BRICKS

SO Y'ALL CAN STEP OFF ME CUZ I DIRECTED THE PEOPLE'S EYES
TO SEE THE FOLLY OF BEAUROCRACIES BOTH MILITARY AND OTHERWISE