/lit/ - Literature

>mom found the intuition pump

>tfw your banging thicc qt Sicilian phenomenologist TA rejected your friend request and sent you an awkward email about it

>>15236606
>Danish

>The year is 2012
>tfw your dad constantly accuses you of being a liar, of being untrustworthy, of keeping secrets from him because he caught you telling dirty jokes on facebook.
>tfw it turns out that he has been trying to sue so your mom has no custody whatsoever and he's also been keeping me away from any phonecalls or letters from that side of the family, or any social media at all. Literally only found out because my mom messaged me on my secret reddit account that he didn't know about.

What's with shitty, projecting dads? Why do they get so mad at their own kid when they can't attend to the beam in their own eye?

>>15166306
>I just paid £27.99 for an ugly chick to laugh at me
Hate this challenge

>One shot at uni
>wasted it on philosophy
>In England

>35 people fell for this total shitpost
kek

How do I unlearn to write everything in a generic and grey "school essay" style?

>>9578894
>not even sure if I want to read
>project the intention to read
>pick up a book
>struggle to remember where I left off and what the content of the chapter was
>find my place, begin reading
>30 seconds later get the urge to watch something on youtube
>set the book aside
>do something else for the next 3 days
>it is absorbed into the general disorganization of my unkempt room

how do I regain my ability to concentrate