/lit/ - Literature

twilight

Hey guize, so I want to become a vampire, but everyone I ask says that they doesnt real. And I am not the same as the other sheeple, I am special and really intelligent. Also, no trolls please

Pic related, its a vampire.

Twilight is the best books ever! i love them all Mrs. Meyer is a mater artist. ITT we show how much we love twilight

What if all of the intellectually elite in the world got together in an online conference and chose to troll humanity?

"How?", you ask.

By creating Twilight. The most brilliant and thought provoking book of all time. They would then spin it, through media outlets and by word of mouth, as some trashy teenage love story involving vampires, when in fact, it actually reveals all of the mysteries the universe holds.

You would never know this, because of second hand, anecdotal "evidence" that it "sucks", when in reality it is the greatest book ever written.

This is not a cruel prank, mind you. It is a test. To unveil who is worthy of joining their ranks.

All those Twilight fans? Closet geniuses. All of your condescending remarks towards them? Assurances of your lesser intellect.

Mocking you on a daily basis for your naivety.

You failed the test.

i found this totaly awesome book and my bff said I should talk about books here i never read much before but this book called twilight is totally awesome its so romantic and recently i finally saw the first movie and omg edward is so hot

Take Twilight

Replace every instance of vampire with "Niggers"
Replace every instance or variation of bite with "shot" or variations of "shot"
Replace every instance of blood with watermelon
and replace every instance of werewolf with "mexicans"

Now you have an award winning novel about gang violence

I haven't read the books. Just the first two movies.

Who would win in a one on one fight? A vampire or werewolf?

>Sitting by the pool reading.
>Mom's friend asks what I am reading.
>Say, "Siddhartha" and continue reading.
>Not Twilight?

People will only know of three books/book series. Twilight, Harry Potter, and the Bible.

I'm pretty sure they're all the same thing, though.

Twilight thread. What's your favorite thing about it?