/lit/ - Literature

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Strongest literary faction fan:
>tries to convey a point about the beauty of other people's sentences by conjuring all his experience as an alleged lit fic writer, ultimately settling on saying that, get this, they are damned
>«You're not writing a book, you're writing a failed screenplay.»
>offers no constructive advice, never elaborates upon anything that he says while moaning about the lack of technical discussion going on in the thread despite never participating in any of it
Weakest genreCHAD:
>verbally ground-pounds faggots for being tautologically evil, challenges them to a writing duel on their terms while undertaking a handicap and insults their penis size
>«would rather "go jerk off to elves so I can write properly"»; and will actually do it
>makes several paragraph long posts offering advice and critics with the intent of being helpful, spits in the face of individuals with smaller penises who have nothing to say and can't even >(You) him back while talking shit behind his back
Yah, I'm thinking pew pew lazers and elven pussy enjoyer genreCHADS won this one. Let me know if you actually intend on contributing anything of worth to this thread or if you'll finally accept my chivalric challenge to settle once and for all whether you're babbling out of your rectum. Alternatively I'll also accept settling this via hatefucking your (boi)pussy (if you pass and have bangs), we can meet halfway and I'll pay for the hotel stay as long as you wear elf ears.