/lit/ - Literature

>why yes I use my gf's used tampons as a bookmark. How did you know?

>be me
>Prussian Emperor
>Read everything in French
>Read German lit in French translations

>There is no need for a conclusion because you, dear reader, have came to the same one in a previous life as I have.

>>16434968
>I leave the reader to draw his own conclusion for I trust his intellect.

>Why, yes, I prefer to present the reader with the unfiltered thoughts from my characters' unconscious minds. How did you know?

>Why, yes, I hired a team of scribes to copy them all down in golden tablets. How did you know?

>Why, yes, I read the 20 page introduction that explains everything instead of the 500 page novel. How did you know?

>>15527202
>reads this
>mfw
I dodged hoes in uni all day.
One time, when class was over, one cutie sped walked in front of me after smiling at me, bent down to tie her shoes with straight knees, and her pussy outline was popping out of those tight yoga pants. I gracefully side stepped, kept it moving and never talked to her.
thanks for reading my blog post

>>15365666
>femanons have seen the celestial light that is Schopy

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>>15152275
>be me
>born with a handsome face
>women like touching me
>women try to begin convos with me
>women grind up against me
>reject them all

mfw contemporary advances in the sciences have led me to embrace a neoplatonic thomistic modified trinitarian non-dualist geocentric metaphysics

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>>15116869
B A S E D

>Prepare, fair ladies, for ascension: I present to you Schopenhauer's essay On Women

>Too sexy to share my body with anyone else

>>14975747
To flex on plebs and make them aware of how ignorant they are

>>14953942
>Why, yes, I read Plato in the Latin translations done during the Renaissance.

>>14893119
Standing before a gilded pulpit before at least one thousand listeners? Of course.

>wikisourcemasterrace

>>14883388
One of my testicles hold more seed than his brain had originality.

>Reading books? Never. I simply skim through the pages and finish novels within 5 minutes.

>>14871803
based...

>>14846010
How true, brother, how true. We are all made in the imago Dei. The created has within it the creator.

>the book truly begins when you get to the end