/lit/ - Literature

> reading poetry in english class
> i get told to read the next few lines
> the word "shit" comes up
> read it aloud
> whole class is laughing
> teacher is annoyed saying that they should stop being so immature but the class can't help it
> the word shit is the epitome of comedy to a class of 13 year olds
> one kid keeps repeating the word like some sperglord
> two kids in the back of the room start to pull their pants down and spank their backsides
> one kid fingers his asshole
> stray dog shits in the corner of the class, kids are kicking their legs high into the air rolling on the floor because it's so hilarious
> start getting infected by other people's infectious laughter
> teacher gets another teacher in from the classroom next door to help calm the situation
> two students fucking under the table
> people are passing cups of piss around and everyone is taking a swig
> pornography is now on all the walls when the teachers return
> black kid screams "NIGGERS" while doing hitler salutes
> someone stuffs spaghetti and meatballs into their anus and farts it back out onto a plate

Wew, lads. This heat is too much for me.

What books do you think are the best literary embodiment of brutal heat?

> ye ay ay we all inna di club shiet gettin inna di wiv da bubbly oi eyy n dey up onna fi pole shakin dey ass muh dik duin all dis work lmao
> n den tha DJ put mi fiddi jam on wam wam lmao damn da beat a mo fo nigga slap yo fro
> he a real OG original fire, a true dub liner

>>9212608
> not reading the books you purchased

>>9200707
>Pynchon is a fucking hack