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SEXUAL FANTASIES IN CONNECTION WITH WALDUN. The genitalia of the perennial literary contender exercised a continuing fascination. A series of imaginary genitalia were constructed using (a) the mouth parts of Clark Elieson, (b) a Schwin, (c) the assembly kid prepuce of Jay the Author…In 89% of cases, the constructed genitalia generated a high incidence of self-induced orgasm. Tests indicate the masturbatory nature of the literary contender’s posture. Dolls consisting of plastic models of Waldun’s alternate genitalia were found to have a disturbing effect on deprived children.

WALDUN’S HAIRSTYLE. Studies were conducted on the marked fascination exercised by the literary contender’s hairstyle. 65% of male subjects made positive connections between the hairstyle and their own pubic hair. A series of optimum hairstyles were constructed.

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