/lit/ - Literature

>>14558185
You first.

>the protagonist reads the book

>get memed into reading Kingkiller Chronicle
>book 1: Harry Potter goes to Earthsea
>book 2: Harry Potter visits Finland and fucks the goddess of sex who keeps him prisoner because he's so good at fucking

>watch the History Boys
>lel the teacher went to Bristol and lied about going to Oxford
>read online that Bristol is for Oxford rejects
>years pass
>get rejected from Oxford
>arrive at Bristol University
>about half of all people there didn't get into Oxford and "didn't really want to go anyway because Oxford is boring and Bristol is more edgy"
they congregate here http://www.bristol.ac.uk/media-library/sites/wills-hall/images/wills-slider1.jpg and pretend that they're in an Oxford college
>mfw Bristol is a meme university
>mfw I am a meme

There's always post-graduate... There's always post-graduate

>tfw too autistic and anti-social to do well in a conventional career path or academia
>too dumb, lacking in talent and lazy to do anything as a NEET
I wish I could be a subsistence farmer, only interacting with my equally autistic neighbours, marrying one of their daughters, having 3-5 children and dying in my own bed having lived an entirely pointless life, entirely lacking in self-awareness or ambition.

>>6702631
>the suiciding-Pepe illustration

>uni approaching end of term
>haven't started any of my 5 papers

What's the point of studying English if you don't even have time to read

>>6124086
>you will never abduct lolis with your qt sex offender gf

why even live?

>this entire post

>Hey Katie, what's wrong
>Oh it's just these internet creeps, they keep harassing me, sending me disgusting fantasies
>*le sigh* Katie, the web is full of weird, sexually frustrated young men. It's been this way since the days of Netscape. These guys watch so much porn that it warps their expectations of women, they can't think straight. There's scientific evidence for it. They go after a girl like you because they envy your intelligence as much as they covet your beauty. Come on, I'll make you an ice cream avocado smoothie and we can talk about Our Mutual Friend, turn off that PC.
>Aww, anon, you're the best, I wish my fiance could comfort me the way you do...
>Katie...I have to tell you something...I've had affections for you...f-for a long time...
>Yeah... go on... *soft smile*
>*smiles back*
>*she grabs my hand and slides it into her jeans, tells me to finger her hole like a child is trapped inside*
>Awww yeah anon you twiddle that slit, this is life or DEATH
>I pull my hand out and it's covered in spaghetti sauce
>YOU'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS ANON
>She was filming my facial expressions with her webcam all along
>She posts webms of them all over /lit/ to humiliate me
>I become a meme
>obese fedoras comment on my Knowyourmeme page: "kek'd to death", "this is how wizards actually gurn", "talk about weapons grade autism"
>kill myself, leave suicide gift card that says "My soul:" on the front, is covered with angry sharpie scribbles on the inside, plays Elton John's "Tiny Dancer".

Only the dead can know peace from Katie

What is the official /lit/ canon of Pepe and Wojak?