/lit/ - Literature

I wish economic conservatives and the 'fuck you, I got mine" crowd would rope themselves. The market would be so much less competitive if they just roped themselves. We could all be barganing with good faith employers about our wages if conservative faggots would use their hard earned money on rope and use it. Maybe corporations wouldn't send jobs overseas if conservatives roped themselves. Maybe supply would go down and demand would go up if conservatives roped themselves. Maybe there would be less shitty threads on /lit/ if conservatives roped themselves. Maybe /lit/ would BE ABOUT LITERATURE IF CONSERVATIVES ROPED THEMSELVES.

I have an IQ of 120. Would one of you superior IQ gentlemen help me tie a noose to kill myself? I don't think my paltry intellect is capable of the complex nuances of tying a knot. I try to imagine tying it, but nope, my mind just goes straight to porn and mating being the simple brute that I am.
I think it best to leave this planet since preventing myself from breeding would allow all of you superior IQ gentlemen to reproduce and allow a world free of the average. However, I do worry for many of you after I'm gone, without us poor average folk, what crutch will you have to explain your lack of socialization and personality faults?
Well that's above my intellect. I'm sure you can figure it out. As for me, I finally figured this noose out, so I'm gonna wrap it around my neck and start jerking.

Write what you think your suicide note will look like.