/lit/ - Literature

>>16317407
The christians were covert coomers and christianity is a thinly veiled BDSM dad/son incest fanfic -- prove me wrong.
>In your relationships with one another, have the same mindset as Christ Jesus: (...) rather, he made himself nothing by taking the very nature of a servant (...)
>And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit,
>Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, ‘Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water
>the Spirit of God dwells in you
Jsus coomed and the gnostics were right

They know Houllebecq's target audience

>Ugh yeah Tea, give me another one of your friendship speeches
>AGHHHHH YEAH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BABY THE HEART OF THE CARDS IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM
>*cooms on computer monitor*

There is so much porn on my USB.

And yet, I only ever re-use a tiny fraction to COOM.

The search for new perverted frontiers is where the thrill, the rush of endorphins really comes from.

The is no feeling quite like finding a new stash, a new artist, a new video.

The endless search for fresh material. It's...... intoxicating.

Oh God, I'm gonna
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>16004878
>10x teh mental illness

I procrastinated doing work I’m already behind on all day by watching porn/hentai and browsing /lit/ and /his/ even though I don’t read much or know enough about history to put discussion in context.

Your Brain On Porn
EasyPeasy (I'm reading it right now, coomer bro)

Emergence (Metamorphosis) is literally the first deconstructive H-Doujin

>>15424339
Phew, good thing I save all my favorite lewd pics on a separate USB drive, amirite coomerbros?

Scouring the red boards, Pixiv and Instagram for material, opening up 30 tabs and edging until finally cooming to the final tab takes me at least an hour. A whole hour that could be devoted to doing literally anything else.

>>15209126
I'm on my 3rd day of Nofap. My balls are getting full and I constantly feel itchy down there. My goal is to last a week so I can blow a HUGE load on the 7th day.

>>14888334
The last one seems right up my alley

>Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
Provers 5:19

>strictly adhere to nofap during NoNut November
>coom every other day of the year
Who else?

>>14783398
I appreciate the solidarity brother. Now I have to...Oh God...I have to...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

They're called libraries

>>14621372
>tears open the vaginal night

>>14557314
She's hot

>>14546817
You’re cumbrian mind is clearly unable to process sophisticated concepts like metaphysics so why don’t you go back to jerking to that jezebel you posted?

When I keep fapping to her Instagram pictures despite not seeing her after 4 years of finishing high school

Just rubbed one out to my highschool oneitis a few minutes ago.
>yeah, I'm gonna change tomorrow. No fapping

Never fear my coomer brothers, I got you covered

https://twitter.com/osiimiartist

Is there any real reason not to have sex with as many beautiful women as possible?

>Check out this new game
>Hold your poke for 2 minutes playing this game
>you won't last 5 minutes playing this game
Oh sweetie, my edging sessions go upwards to an hour. I think i'll be fine