/lit/ - Literature

>Grandma talks about a old black magic book she used to have
>Make claims that made it seem like the best shit ever, throwing fireballs out of your hand type shit
>"wow grandma that rocks lets buy it then"
>She fucking makes the bookstore keep the book for her so she can buy it in 3 days, then decodes not to go because she's scared and the book's evil blah blah
>get mad at her because she's fucking up the bookstore system by not going there to pick it up after telling them to guard it for her
>look the book up online
>It's literally just 600 pages of dumb shit like drink goat blood to become masculine
how do these people function in real life