/lit/ - Literature

Haven’t seen one of these in a while

>>19677448
99% of the time it seems this board has no jannies, but when I say the "n word" once they show up and give me a fucking 3 day ban.

How do I acquire it? I need an outlet for my feelings and thoughts but I don't know how to structure them to be as witty, insightful or as memorable as possible. I want to be able to write metaphors, expressions and aphorism about loneliness, longing and love. I don't need an audience or anything. Think of it like a journal. learning to be funny and astute in a succinct manner would mean a lot to me. Thanks in advance, anons.

How do I get all these art hos to leave me alone? They all want to be my gf

>novel has fair prose, is paced well, has no plot holes or unforeshadowed developments, hits all the points its supposed to, and sets up a series that's sure to gain followers and do decently well
>doesn't interest you at all
What was that novel for you, anon?

>>17159045
A woman

>so you think of yourself as a writer but you haven't even written anything?