/lit/ - Literature

The awkward moment when the parody is better than the original.

My parody is now up to ~14k words. Here's the latest thrilling moment:
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Suddenly something else unexpected suddenly happens the, bus comes to a stop. "Hey I think the bus has come to a stop" Hank announced suddenly. "Well sure it did it's a bus and buses come to a, stop all the time that's why they're buses" the wizard tries to explicate, his vast experience. "No I think this is something different and all though I accept your mastery on the subject of buses this would seem to be a special instance of a bus stopping that's not like all the average everyday instances experienced by people like you and me" Hank tries to relate his observations in the face of it all.
"Oh yeah it is different this time this is, a special reason for the bus to stop" the wizard looks around and muses about how life can take, unexpected turns when you least suspect it.
"I'm going on break you two can't stay here because if, you do you'll get in trouble and then they'll, put out warnents for your arrest" the bus driver comes out of nowhere and announces to them before she steps down the steps and out the bus. It is at this time that Hank notices for the first time that he and the wizard are all alone on the bus and that every one else apparently left a long time ago without telling them. This is a new and altogether different expreience for Hank.
"What happened then you have to tell me I'm starting to, feel scared like I'm out of my element or in a place I've never, been before so can you tell me" Hank begins to plead in a not at all humiliating way. But the wizard just sits there and smiles he, smiles like he's never smiled before certainly, not since Hank has been a round. And then Hank wonders why the wizard hasn't responded and also wonders if the wizard is just doing this to build tention and Hank hopes not because he can't stand dramatic irony. But the wizard doesn't know that and so Hank just sits there and waits for the wizard to reveal all.
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I can only imagine the effect this book will have upon the world.
After all, Frank says he's a famous writer that sells millions of books, and picrel has remained in print for nearly 40 years.
Clearly, this is the route to untold riches!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings
National Lampoon beat you by, like, 50 years.

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Vibes.