/lit/ - Literature

FLAMERZ BAK OFF OK. mi engish is fine u dnt hav to b a bytch about it u fukkin homos. if u lik bella i sed not 2 red cuz u wuld be offenced. i red dis book a lot of tims i fink i no der names.

and wateva u say, DUNT DISS TARA GELSBIE. OK. SHE IS A FUKKING GRATE RITER

OK HERE IS CHAPTA 2.

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Wen i walkd in2 da house edward disapered and den appered at da piano (hez a vamprie he kan do that.) he storted 2 play Famous Last werds by mi chemical romans. i started 2 sing in my beatifull voice "Wel i kno that i kan make u stay, wel den were iz ur heart? were iz ur heart?" every1 gasped, even tho they were vampirs they didnt hav voices lyk me. OUT of nowere they all jumped up nd tried to tak off my cloths.

"WOT R U DOING?" i creamed. deir eyes were red n they had all turned in2 savagez. den they stoppd and confused.

"Sorry Twila." edward sed. "sometimes wen we c some1 we kant resist we turn in2 beasts. it wnt hapen agen" puting bak on mi clothe.

"Itz ok a lot of ppl r attracted to me" i excplaned. they all understod.

"it must be ur blood" sed carlose in horrofied. "Beauty, u hav the most rare n exotic blood in all da world, evry vampir wil want to drink it. itz much betta den that other gurls, wats her name?"

"Dat bytches nam is bella" sed jasper growling. Midnite hugged him so he wuldnt get 2 angry n apper in bellas house n strangle her wif 1 tuch of his finger cuz hes realli strong lyk da hulk.

"twila, i wnat u 2 marri me" sudenly screemed alise hu was a plebian. edward rowred at her, furius n all protective n sudenly... he htransformed!

"OMFG NOOOO" i shouted cuz i dint want ne1 2 get hurt. eds shirt bursted opened wif mussels. his topazz eyez turnd pure blak with strengt n energy n he jumped at alice

What is this faggotry?

>>1144094

here's a photoshop

Hermione should use Engorgio on her tits.

Then have her act like a massive bimbo, completely OOC and abandoning books for flings with all the most attractive, studly students.

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LITERATURE HERE! READ AND REVIEW, GENTLEMEN! OR LAUGH AND MOCK! YOUR CALL!

Emma tits to attract.

No, but I do have this.

>my tits when I found out the Bible was a book

About a month ago I lost my internet access for a couple weeks. I've been back for a while and I'm curious...whatever happened to the /lit/ zine?

Did it just die away, or did they move on?

Stacked?

A/S/L: 19/M/USofA
Education/Field: In University, Electrical Engineering
Employment/Salary: Part time at Target
Liked these 3 books: The Little Prince, The Idiot, Tales of Mystery and Imagination (by Poe)
Hated these 3 books: Their Eyes Were Watching God, Pride & Prejudice, Great Expectations
Favorite Author: Philip K. Dick or Cormac McCarthy
Least Favorite Author: Jane Austen
Genres: Anything really
What you use as a bookmark: Old newspaper clipping

>>642990

Its from the lyrics of a Jefferson Airplane song. That said, I hated it. The "diary" format comes off as shitty and forced.

Do any of you mi/lit/ias own any rare or particularly special books? Any book collectors?

I recently found a first edition copy of Fitzgerald's Tender is the Night at a library booksale. Shit is SO cash (a couple hundred dollars worth, actually).

Picture ALWAYS related