/lit/ - Literature

Post some good speeches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CrOL-ydFMI

>>4210761
This one?

>dfw people don't want DFW to be King of /lit/

Where the fuck is this from?

I've seen mutlitple gif of the walrus doing this shit from different angles.

Video please?

Anybody else get really emotional when reading DFW?

I cried a lot during this book

I'm only 17 but I have pretty much outranked all the teachers and now professors who ever taught me. I've been taking college courses since freshman year of high school (well, college-level courses, anyway). Now, even though I'm still in high school, I also take an upperlevel math class at the local community college every morning (it's preparation for going to an ivy league school next year). I mean I already applied to Harvard and everyone says I will get a fullride. I excel in every subject in school, both German and Latin, sciences, math/stat, and of course English. I started reading philosophy last year but I'm already better than anyone I know. Like I wrote an essay on Dante's Inferno but since I already read Nietzsche (who may be the only person I know is smarter than me, even though he was a nazi) I just said "the void stared back" and my teacher took off points but it was because he was too dumb to even get the reference. Or like this other guy in my history class (who people think is smart but isnt) said he liked to read and I asked him if he ever read Marx (who hasn't?) but he's like "no, Marx was just some guy sitting in a london garden" or something, as if he knew better than the best economist ever haha. Bet he doesn't even really read. I've published short stories and poems in my school's quarterly creative work zine. I love pomo lit (you know Infinite Jest is my shit) and Finnegan's Wake and Gravity's Rainbow (I'm going to be the next Kafka cum Joyce cum Pynchon). Besides, I've already finished about 90% of the classics.
As for extracirriculars, I trained to be an EMT but stopped because of the hours. I play 1st bassoon and I'm a god at the world's greatest sport: chess (before you start calling me lazy, I did x-country in freshman year). Haha, I even tutor people to play chess, going rate is $50 an hour and I have one regular student and two semi-regulars. I tried getting into texas holdem but it was too gay.

I'm only 17 but I have pretty much outranked all the teachers and now professors who ever taught me. I've been taking college courses since freshman year of high school (well, college-level courses, anyway). Now, even though I'm still in high school, I also take an upperlevel math class at the local community college every morning (it's preparation for going to an ivy league school next year). I mean I already applied to Harvard and everyone says I will get a fullride. I excel in every subject in school, both German and Latin, sciences, math/stat, and of course English. I started reading philosophy last year but I'm already better than anyone I know. Like I wrote an essay on Dante's Inferno but since I already read Nietzsche (who may be the only person I know is smarter than me, even though he was a nazi) I just said "the void stared back" and my teacher took off points but it was because he was too dumb to even get the reference. Or like this other guy in my history class (who people think is smart but isnt) said he liked to read and I asked him if he ever read Marx (who hasn't?) but he's like "no, Marx was just some guy sitting in a london garden" or something, as if he knew better than the best economist ever haha. Bet he doesn't even really read. I've published short stories and poems in my school's quarterly creative work zine. I love pomo lit (you know Infinite Jest is my shit) and Finnegan's Wake and Gravity's Rainbow (I'm going to be the next Kafka cum Joyce cum Pynchon). Besides, I've already finished about 90% of the classics.
As for extracirriculars, I trained to be an EMT but stopped because of the hours. I play 1st bassoon and I'm a god at the world's greatest sport: chess (before you start calling me lazy, I did x-country in freshman year). Haha, I even tutor people to play chess, going rate is $50 an hour and I have one regular student and two semi-regulars. I tried getting into texas holdem but it was too gay.

>>3657610
As a fat white middle class female interested in RPGs and shipping culture I definitely have a good understanding of what privilege is and the toxic role it plays in our patriarchal culture. I am the spokeswoman for all us truly underprivileged minorities and outcasts, the social justice warrior that society needs, a strong female undergraduate voice in the blogosphere taking her stand.

>>3614056
That's some real pussy

>Be ten
>Love Jurassic Park
>Mum buys me the book
>mfw

what brand do you use to lube DFW fleshlights?