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>The more she shat on his stiff pink mast, the more her cunt became the world, an arousal which was arousing.

>>17535319
>dies of acute intestinal blockage caused by chronic overeating, sitting on his ass, and constipation caused by refusal to write

>>17419854
Tyrion licked his lips with pleasure, then drained his golden goblet of warm, fresh diarrhea. The hearty brown liquid was thick and soupy, with just enough muddled dingleberries to lend it a pleasant texture. Belching with contentment, Tyrion tossed aside his goblet and proceeded to thrust his hard pink mast into the nearest honey roasted duck.

Tyrion smacked his lips with gusto and drained his golden goblet of warmed diarrhea. He savored the brown slurry, whose milky thickness resembled both porridge and cottage cheese. Tyrion belched with contentment, then thrust his hard pink mast into the nearest honey-roasted duck.

>>17346750
My favorite part in the books is when Tyrion repeatedly sticks his hard pink mast in the roasted honey duck and the trenchers of steaming hot stew, then finishes off his feast with a golden goblet of warm, porridge-like diarrhea. Kinda felt like it was GRRM’s self-insert, but I guess that’s acceptable for such a brilliant author.