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>>9409959
Enough. I am tired of being a virgin.

Today begins my quest to engage in sexual intercourse with a beautiful female human. Each of these qualifications is critical:

She must be a human. I simply have no desire to have sex with a member of any other species.
She must be female. While I could theoretically have sex with a man, my quest is not merely to have any sex at all. My aim is to maximize the aesthetic experience. Females are more beautiful than males (when it comes to humans, anyway).
She must be beautiful. This is self evident: if my goal is to maximize experienced beauty, then the human female that I have sex with should be beautiful. And she should not only be beautiful to the sight, but also to the hearing, the touch, the smell, the taste, and the emotion. The female who brings about the fullness of aesthetic experience will be ideal.

As long as I am who I currently am, this ideal female human will be out of reach. I must develop of program of self-improvement which will maximize the probability that I will have get attention from women, and by extension have sex. The details of such a program, I am still working out.