/lit/ - Literature

Cats are the pet of the intellectual. They have their own unique character, are independent and have evolved to emotionally manipulate humans, never to be controlled by them. Meanwhile dogs are the pet of the plebian,
mere automatons, wholy subordinate to the will of the master, and their love is given so freely that it contains no value. If we additionally consider the aesthetic facet, felidae are the winner out of the entire animal kingdom.

>Write an op-ed for class
>Group project, my other groupmates are mongrels
>Just write the stupid thing without their help so I can pass the class.
>Professor loves it, asks if she can try to get it published
>Op-ed gets picked up by the biggest finance newspaper in my country and published
>Written by: Mongrel 1, mongrel 2, mongrel 3, me, mongrel 4

Books for this feel?

i finally pulled it off. i found the burial ground for niggerman, and dug him up, and reanimated his corpse. he serves me now. he is coming to kill all you posers, get ready