/lit/ - Literature

Where are the best places to drink alone in Melbourne?

I went to a bookstore to buy Houellebecq's new book, which recently came out here. I got served by this very cute girl at the counter and I started acting extremely autistically, I probably started speaking in a strange and erratic way as I paid for the book. She seemed so kind and that only made everything worse. I imagine she thought there was something wrong with me, or she probably sees this every time some social retard comes into the store to buy something. I don't really remember what she looked like other than that she had short black hair and a kind face.