/lit/ - Literature

>Logic loves me - this I know,
>For my professors tell me so;
>PoMo word salads say it’s wrong -
>They are weak but logic strong.

>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>My professors tell me so.

>I love logic - it defines,
>Fixed definitions and fixed kinds;
>Hegelians and Marxists can’t you see?
>You can’t lay your dialectics on me.

>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>My professors tell me so.

>Logic loves me - it is true,
>PoMo texts it guides me through;
>Phenomenology I can ignore
>The Lacanian Real ain’t real no more.

>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>Yes, logic loves me!
>My professors tell me so.
>http://longlivemugabe.tumblr.com/post/80995280760/the-hymn-of-the-oxford-philosophy-department

Why is analytic philosophy entirely like this, /lit/?