/lit/ - Literature

This fuckheads seem like the peak of what young 20 something normies aspire to. And its fucking makes me puke..not jealous. They just seem like degenerate souless tinder dating empty people.

Am I the only one who feels this way? Or am I a bitter loser?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y07aMaQVF3g

Is it normal to not have a good memory for stuff I've read? I think my memory is ok and I never had trouble remembering stuff for exams.

What are those topics where 4chan is so fucking universally clueless, you have given up responding to people and correcting them?

For me, it's this idea that you can't get a good job with an arts or humanities degree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeEr2ZnPMks

Wow, are you guys like the ugly nerds in this vid? LMAOing at your lives

>be me
>be ugly beta loser nofriends autist, with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party
>wake up at noon
>somehow slept for 11 hours despite yesterday having coffee, a large McDonalds binge, ice cream, pepsi max, Oreos and feeling fatter and more bloated than ever
>went to the gym and had best workout for a long and now feel good
>went in to central London
>walked through south Kensington and Hyde park
>saw lots of rich, attractive people and many Porsches, Teslas, and a Ferrari plus embassies, Imperial College
>Hyde park looked like a desktop background
>thought how absurd Brit/pol/'s advice is "Just move out of London to work in a call centre in Coalchester upon Carling!"; see the irony in the fact that if they saw how ostracised and demoralised I, as a "Paki" am, they'd regain their faith in London
>saw a girl reading a book as she walked; thought, "Teehee! I just luv books!"
>saw a homeless girl; thought, "Teehee! I just luv being homeless! Rats, pigeons, the list goes on!"
>now drinking coffee while wanting more McDonalds
>thought my fatness yesterday caused an epiphany that would cause me to give up coffee and junk food; maybe I've given up the junk food but not fast food; the main thing for me to do is work on productive things in my spare time, not focus on shit to avoid

I deleted all my sad Pepes during last night's false epiphany so I'll post picrelated instead.

>Anon, why spend so much time reading about romance when all you need to do to experience it is walk up to a girl and say hi?

>Anon, stop reading books for one day and use your language skills to score some chicks down at the creek!