/lit/ - Literature

I don't know why I go walking at night but now I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore. I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life until I find what it is that I've been looking for.

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>be noah
>all your family talks about your entire life is how your grandparents realized grandpa's nuts were hanging out so God cursed them and kicked them out of literal paradise and they've spent the remaining generations trying to atone for it
>get shitcanned one night
>wake up
>see nuts hangin' out
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>"DID ANYBODY SEE MY NUTS HANGING OUT?!"
>"Yeah, I did," says Ham. "You were fucking drunk, old man. Jesus Christ have some respect for yourself."
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>"God damn you you stupid motherfucker I told your mother we should have aborted you fuckin hell you fucked everything up again God damn it fuck!"
>tfw man just keeps fuckin' up