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> rape dwarf came for me again tonight
> I had gone to home deport earlier today to pick up some Mexicans and fencing supplies
> mfw when rape dwarf got his cock stuck in the barber wire atop my new electric fence
> wake up to violent screams from the dwarf, hanging from his ensnared, engorged cock, bouncing off the electric fence in convulsions
> Pablo wants to cut the power off, fetch the poor bastard but I say no
> we watch the rape dwarf scream for five hours, clawing at his face, begging for mercy
> sunlight comes up, rape dwarf turns to stone, becomes gnome
> I send the two Mexicans back to their home planet Home Depot
> put my new gnome with priapism in my garden, to ward off any other rape dwarfs
> turns out he came back alive after sun went back down
> now I’m typing this from a suspended harness in his rape dwarf clan’s den
> I no longer have an asshole, I rely on a colostomy bag for my excretions
> I rely solely on rape dwarf cum for sustenance and I’m reluctantly hungry
> kill me now

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>>15281970
>He doesn't know about Priapus
Once again it's glorious Hellas: 1
Cutfag jews: 0

There's plenty of nerds on reddit who study classics at university level.
>>14792726
Did they?