/lit/ - Literature

>“She’s not my girlfriend,” said Will.
>“Lover, whatever you want to call her, it doesn’t matter. So, when—”
>“She wasn’t my lover,” he interjected, his face turning red.
>“Fuck-friend?”
>“What’s wrong with you?” Will exclaimed. “No! She’s a princess and I’m—no one.”
>“You’re the last goddamn true wizard in the world,” corrected the ring. “As much as I hate to admit that, you’re pretty fucking important. I’d say you’re worth at least three or four useless sorcerer princesses. Didn’t you save her life?”
>“We saved each other a few times,” said Will indignantly.
>“And you didn’t even get laid? Tell me the truth, Will. I don’t have eyes, so answer my next question honestly.”
>He was beginning to regret starting the entire conversation, but he played along. “What’s the question?”
>“Are you ugly? I don’t mean regular ugly—I mean horse’s ass ugly. Like the kind of ugly only a mother would love but she still wouldn’t take you out in public.”
>Will ground his teeth together but remained silent.
>“You can be truthful. It doesn’t matter to me, since I can’t see or smell you. Do people run screaming in the other direction when they see you on the street?”

>the entire everything with the trolls

>It wasn’t long before he felt another presence, and a small shadow stepped into his path—the goddamn cat.

idk i'm having a good time
it has some padding issue for sure but the lulz

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of course I forget my image