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>>23412836
I thought this was Alfred Hitchcock :(
So we'll just suspend disbelief it isn't :)
Why is he getting his makeup done if he's the director asked one character.
Clearly because he wants to look cute said another.
"I'm not deaf and there's a camera behind you said Alfred".
And then he retired from film and became a butler like his name suggests he should have.

screeching noises
Shower scene
Mother corpse

Birds. (But this is a different story)

I saw it all in the aleph announced the narrator breaking the sixth wall :3

>>18744368
Information about ancient Egypt