/lit/ - Literature

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Previously, in our epic story...
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Richard suddenly zeroed in on a nearby TV screen. It showed cartoon horses, frolicking in a field, sappy music playing in the background. Somehow, it looked familiar.
Realization flooded over him like a concrete mixing truck losing its load on the highway. All at once, the pattern clicked, and he breathed a huge sigh of relief. This wasn't a gay furry club...it was a bunch of My Little Pony fans! He never thought he'd be so relieved to find himself surrounded by bronies.
His knees buckled and he collapsed into the couch behind him. A loud protest erupted from behind. "Hey! Whoa! Get off me! I don't swing that way, dude!"
Richard stumbled to his feet. "Sorry about that." Relief continued to pump through his arteries like menthol mixed with Jack Daniel's. He wanted to give the offended party a grateful hug, but that would take him in the wrong direction. He simply nodded to the equestrian fanboy and shuffled away.